Monday, January 24, 2011

General Rules to Live By:

If you're a felon who wants to be permitted to own a gun, don't announce that you want it so you can threaten teenagers.
As for the workaday world, he says the next step toward escaping his felonious past is a petition to get his gun-owning rights restored. "I have a 12-year-old daughter and it won't be that long before she'll be dating," he says. "I want to be cleaning a gun when the guy comes to pick her up."
Even worse, I'm pretty sure he got the idea from a scene in "Twilight."

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